The toten Crackhuren im Kofferraum ("The dead crack whores in the trunk"; short forms: The T.C.H.I.K. or T.C.I.K.) are a pop-punk/electroclash band from Berlin. The band consists of Luise „Lulu“ Fuckface (Mareen Kiessig), Kristeenager (Kristin Soldner), Doreen K. Bieberface/Doreen Nr. 19 (Doreen Kappel) and Ilay. Ex members include: Netja Triebeltäter (real name Janet Triebel), Stehfanje Funface (real name Stefanie Tödt), Nura (real name Nura Omer/Laguerta), Tanna Biertier (real name Tanna Barthel) und Lynn Love.

They are supported by Thomas Echelmeyer (Bass), Daniel Reuschenbach (Drums) und Mötley Chrü Funface (Guitar, real name Christian Born)